میشه از شادی صدر هم عکس بذاری.

Man shoma ro linkidam , THX

I am Proud to be Iranian women...my prayers are with each and everyone of them. Iranian Women will free Iran and will take us out of this misery.

نیلوفر گلکار عضو انجمن اسلامی دانشکده ی مدیریت دانشگاه تهران بوده و فکر می کنم ورودی سال 81. متاسفانه من عکس هایم را دم دست ندارم، اما باید بین بچه های دانشکده ی مدیریت به دنبالش باشید.

نگاه زن
و ترس حکومت!

جالب بود آرش جان، شاد و رها باشی.

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از ریخت و قیافه اینا و البته از جایگاه اجتماعی سیاسی این قبیل بانوان میشه حدس زد که چقدر با نیازهای اجتماعی زن ایرانی آشنا هستند.لابد بشینی پای حرفشون اولین چیزی که میخوان آزادی داشتن حجاب هست.شاید به من بخندید ولی عیبی نداره میگم.به نظر من این خانمها همگی مجرم هستند چون حداقل حجاب اسلامی رو ندارند و نحوه پوشش و آرایش اونها نشون میده که در این مورد عناد دارند و این خلاف قانون هست.

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زنان دلاور سرزمین ما
در بند مردان بز دل
شرم بر این حکومت

آفرین بر زنان امروزین ما و شرم بر مردان کله پوک مملکت من.

zende bad chonan shirzanani ke maaye eftekhare iranian hastand. Cehre zibaye yek -yeketan ra miboosam.

واقعا آدم لذت ميبره وقتي بزرگي رو ميبينه
خاك بر سر من مرد
اميدوارم هر چه زود تر به حقوق طبيعيشون برسن

مردها فقط بلدند قمه وزنجیر بزنند وهارت و پوت راه بندازند__

خانم یا آقای من نه منم! خیلی جالبه که شما از ظاهر آدمها در مورد مجرم بودنشون قضاوت میکنین! پس اجازه بدین به اطلاعتون برسونم که بالاتریا آمار ایدز در ایران در شهر قم و بعد از اون در شهر مشهد گزارش شده!!! جاهایی که از نظر شمای قاضی هیچ مجرمی نباید توش وجود داشته باشه!!!!

به قول یکی از دوستان ((زنان موجوداتی هستند که بودشون هیچ تاثیری نداره ولی نبودشون فاجعه است))

با درود بهمه زنان برابری طلب وفعلان حقوق بشر ،آیا آنان که میگویند ،مگر ما چه میخواهیم
جز آزادی ، آیارواست ببندشان کشیم ؟ انهم توسط دولتمردانی که مدعی عدالت اجتماعی وعدل علی هستند .

درود بر زنان آزاده ي اين سرزمن. من هم اشاره اي به اينان در وبلاگم داشته ام. درود مخصوص به نسرين افضلي گرامي

درودبيكران براين زنان قهرمان

ازصميم قلب براي اين عزيزان آرزوي موفقيت دارم.كاش راهي براي كمك كردن سايرايرانيان به اين جنبش مقدس مي شناختم

درود بر شیر زنان آریایی.

سلام و سلامتی برای خانوم سحر:
مطلبی که نوشتم معطوف به شناخت اجتماعی و سیاسی حقیر از جنبش اجتماعی زنان در چند سال اخیر است.شاید برای شما جالب باشد بدانید که من با روح و فضای کلی شعار امروز زن ایرانی موافقم و به پایمال شدن حقوق اساسی بانوی ایرانی معترف.اما عاملین و مجریان چنین حق مسلمی را نماینده زن ایرانی دانستن بحث دیگری ایست.من در مورد این خانمها که البته حضور اجتماعی آنها شایسته ستایش است از ظاهر آنها قضاوتی نکردم اما فکر میکنم یکی از مهمترین دغدغه های جریانات معترض و روشنفکر در دوره معاصر نبودن حاکمیت قانون است.نمیشود که همزمان به پایمال شدن غیر قانونی حقوق زن معترض بود وظاهر و پوششی غیر قانونی برای ایراد این اعتراض استفاده کرد.ظاهر و پوششی که بعید میدانم انتخاب زن محجوب ایرانی باشد .

كار قشنگيه.من مطمئنم بالاخره موفق ميشيم

Je soutiens ces femmes courageuses et souhaite leur libération immédiateBrigitte

سلام
شايد اگر ما به اصطلاح مردها همواره به ياد مي آورديم كه در دامن چه كسي بزرگ شده و مرد !!
شده ايم كمتر براي زنان تعيين تكليف ميكرديم ولي اينكه مرداني !! هم هستند كه مثل آب خوردن جنايت ميكنند براي من عجيب مي آيد كه اينهاكجا پرورش پيدا كرده اند .

dar jomhoori eslami etefaghat noder va kam sabegheie meofte ke hame nashi az zaaf va ezmehlal ast mesl inke movakel va vakil har do hamzaman dar zendan bashand be bazi bishtar shabih ast
ta ghanoon ya ejraye ghanoon az samim ghalb delam baraye sarnevesht sarzamin madarie azizam Iran shoor mizanad 2 zendani shadi sadr va shahla entesari,vakil va movakel

very best

Let you voices be heared

All the best!

Please, give the people the RIGHT to demonstrate. There is no reason to gag people.

Andre de Boer
the Netherlands

How can a country develop itself, as long as it ignores and humiliates 50 % of his inhabitants.

freedom and peace for all beings

Solidair

Free these strong proud women to make the world a better place

be strong

As policeman I'am dissapointed in the behaviour of my colleaguas. Police should protect the rigt of demontration and respect the Human Rights.

The world need more of those proud and strong women, who stand up for there rights.

agha,khanoome man na manam, agar hejab ghanooni ejbari va sakhteye in hokumat shode, vali haghe balatari vojud dashte va dare be name azadie pushesh ke albate jodaye az bi band o barist. pas dar jai ke hoghughe avalieye ensan zire pa gozashte mishe nemishe harf az jabr o zur be name ghanun zad va azash tarafdari ham kard zad va azash tarafdari kard.chon haghe pusheshe azad haghe har ensani jodaye az jensiatesh ast, va in zanane shirdel ke doroud bar anha bad chizi joz haghe mosalam va ensanishun ke tavasote akhundha paymal shode nemikhan pashar kasi agar kheili gheirate eslamiiiii saresh mishe be jaye mahkum kardaneshun bayad buse bar dast o paye anan dashte bashe ke ba vojoude in khafaghan baz ham jorate harf zadan dashte va darand. man be onvane yek mard in khaharan va madarane ghahreman ra buside va hameye in ghahremanan ra shayesteye sepas midanam.

حيف اين شير زنان که در بند روبه صفتان زشت
خو باشند.

It's time to change. Be human.

Please respect all life and specially to those who give life.Every man on this earth has been born out of a woman.When you don't respect that as a symbol of life, you have no respect at all.

Let them free!

I want to express my concern at the arrest of over 30 women on 4 March 2007 during a peaceful
demonstration

Make a free spirit in a free world........

My prayers are for these brave women. They are an inspiration for everyone who longs for equal rights.

ببخشيد، من کسوف رو به عنوان يک سايت کامل ، سريع و موثق قبول دارم، دفعه قبل از حمله نيروهاي پليس عکس هاي زياد و خوبي داشتيد امّا اين دفعه هيچي؟ اگر داريد يا اگر گير آورديد حتماً بذاريد.متشکر

No one can be free until all are free. Partners in sisterhood with prayers and hopes for the well-being and success of these brave women who work for human rights.

Thank you beautiful people for trying to make a change. Hope you are free soon. best wishes

i will support teh women!!

! i THOUGT THERE WAS MORE DEMOCRACY THIS MOMENT.i'M SHOCKED IT'S STILL HAPPENING IN iRAN

This is the real fight and resistance that began instantly after the demonic revolution hapened in Iran 28 years ago. The fight from bedrooms to workplaces, from streets to universities.stil l goes on and the regime feels the bitter taste ofdefeat every year, every day, and every second. The proud women of Iran will win the fight and get their genuine right of freedom for sure.

This is the real fight and resistance that began instantly after the demonic revolution hapened in Iran 28 years ago. The fight from bedrooms to workplaces, from streets to universities.stil l goes on and the regime feels the bitter taste ofdefeat every year, every day, and every second. The proud women of Iran will win the fight and get their genuine right of freedom for sure.

keep strong in your fight for a human peaceful world. know that you are in my mind and heart. with love, ilona

I am proud of these women, that they have the encourage to do these things. i hope they will be free soon

i hope all people will be independently rich and happy and healthy

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عزيز من نه منم!!!!
براستي كدام قانون نوع پوشش را مدار خود كرده؟
اگر پوشش اين بانوان محل اشكال است ووسيله اي براي تحقير ودر نظر گرفته نشدن .
پس واحسرتا و بد بختا قانون كه نمي داند در كوي وبرزن اين سرزمين بسيارند كه عليه او رفتار ميكند.انصافا" شما تابحال خيابان رفته ايد
و احتمالا" خواهيد گفت اكثريت خلاف قانون عمل مي كنند.پس واي بحال قانون !!!!
مطمئن باشيد قانوني كه مي فرماييد اگر قانون بود بعد از 27سال شعار .اين وضع غيرقانوني نبود(به فرمايش شما)
واقعا" چهره محجوب زن ايراني يعني چه؟
شما ميدانيد بااين سئوال چه توهيني روا داشته ايد .براستي اين بانوان زنان غير محجوب ايراني اندولابد بسياري ديگر.
كاش مي توانستم بعد از27سال نتايج اين شعارها راببينم. لطفا" توجه فرماييدشرايط اين سرزمين را
بالاترين آمار طلاق دردنيا
درصدر كشورهايي هستيم كه بيماريهاي رواني
در آن بارز استخصوصا"درميان زنان.
خودفروشي .فقر واعتيادوووووووو

آمار خودفروشي وووووووو مي دانيد چه نسبتي ميان اين آمار وتفكر ي كه آن قانون را ساخته وجود دارد.
چگونه است شما كه داعيه حقوق زن راداريد اينگونه نگاه مي كنيد.
من باورنميكنم شما نگران حقوق زن باشيدو اينگونه به مسئله بپردازيد
باري درود برهر كه در راه آزادي كوشيده و مي كوشد.
جز انتظار و جز استقامت
وطن علاج دگر ندارد.

It is unbelievable that these things still happen in 2007. How undeveloped can man be?
When will they learn that sooner or later all women all over the world will fight for their right to be free!! We are no less than any man on this world! Free these very courageous women!

Everyone in the whole world has the right to express their opinion, freely and openly, also in your country. I ask you to free these women directly.

I beg You to let these women free, because everyone in the world has the right to demonstrate. Kind Regards Liesbeth

ltfan az shoarhay tajamoe 22 khordad 85 anavini mostanad bgozarid ta ksani ke dar kharej az keshvar hastan mohtavaye koliye an ra bedanand

Please show us that you are wise enough to let these woman express their opinion..

به من نه منم: حاکمیت قانون به معنای حاکمیت قانونی که آزادی انسانها را پایمال می کند نیست. این حرف بی معنی شما صرفا مرا می خنداند. ظلم علی السویه همان قانون نیست.

کس مادرتون

شجاعت شير زنان ايراني قابل تقدير و ستودني بود من به عنوان يك جوان مرد ايراني از همه آنهاي كه در 8 مارس درتظاهرات شركت كردند سپاسگزارم راه ما راه مصدق است
فرزاد از كردستان

no body can stop the rising sun
but it will need some doing
we are all with you
brave women of iran
azad

God bless you all. You are in my prayers.

I wonder who is so afraid of these women and what they want,and why he / they think(s) they must be locked away behind bars. set them
free and be proud of them and of yourself(ves)

درود بر شما و تمام مبارزان عزيز
امروز در ايران نه رن نه مرد بلكه همه بايد دست در دست هم براي ريشه كني اين رژيم فاسد مبارزه كنيم كه سران اين رژيم منفور از همين ميترسند كه مبادا حضور زنان شجاع در عرصه مبارزه موجب پر رنگ تر شدن مبارزه در بين اقشار مختلف جامعه شود . درود بر شما زنان مبارز//// ومن به عنوان يك مبارز راه آزادي فرياد ميزنم :
مرگ بر استبداد
درود بر آزادي
پاينده ايران

درود بر شما و تمام مبارزان عزيز
امروز در ايران نه رن نه مرد بلكه همه بايد دست در دست هم براي ريشه كني اين رژيم فاسد مبارزه كنيم كه سران اين رژيم منفور از همين ميترسند كه مبادا حضور زنان شجاع در عرصه مبارزه موجب پر رنگ تر شدن مبارزه در بين اقشار مختلف جامعه شود . درود بر شما زنان مبارز//// ومن به عنوان يك مبارز راه آزادي فرياد ميزنم :
مرگ بر استبداد
درود بر آزادي
پاينده ايران

ajab jigaray chocholeshono ba ejazashon mikhoram ezdevaj movvaghatam hastam nokareshon?!!!

سایت بسیار عالی و خوبی است با احترامات فراوان وآرزوهای خوب برای همه متشکرم سامان

اینها مدافع حقوق ما زنها هستن
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توجه به حق زنان خوبه منم یه زنم می دونم که توی زندیگم هیچ حقی ندارم ولی باید تحقیق کرد زنان این کشور چه نوع حقی می خواند ؟

salam faghat sokot va entezar

The recentmost courageous steps taken by these gallant Iranian women has shown the absolute weakness and instability of the mullah regime which could only arrest these heroic ladies and imprison and torture tehm under the most gruelling coniditions. The cowardly regime of the puppet mullahs need to know that the gallant and historically rich Aryan Iranians will not sit idly while the cowardly regime run by "seyeds" who are in reality the "left-over arabs" which translates into "arab e beewatan" continue to torment and murder the Iranians. The seyeds will have their judgment when the Iranian Nation will rise against them and slaughter them to thier very children and even their unborns. Great heroic Ultra Nationalist fellow Iranians! Get up, Arise! Awaken from your deep stupor and slay these black turbanned and black dressed and black-hearted puppets of International Imperialism and Communism. Iran shll and will return to Constitutional Monarchy sooner or later.
Mullah seyed Khamenei and other detested and hated mullahs will be hanged in public.
Dorood bar Iranihayeh delir o razmjoo

salam,,,,man vaghean moteassef shodam,,,,ama haghighatesh chize ziyaD darbareye in gorooh va karhashoon nemidoonam,,,,az koja mitoonam etelaat e bshtari begiram,,,va aya ma mitoonim baraye komak be in doostan kari bokonim?!?!:(

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من نمیدانم دنبال چه حق از دست رفته تان هستید اگر ازادی جنسی میخواهید کسی مانع شما نمیشود راه باز جاده دراز ادمهای زیادی منتظر شما هستند به امید دیدار ترا من چشم در راهم شباهنگام

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

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The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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Silence is argument carried out by other means.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

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If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

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Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

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When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

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The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

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Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

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Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

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Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

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Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

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I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

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Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

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I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

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Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

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I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

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Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

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The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

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Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

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Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

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I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

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Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

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Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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